Bloody Morty Kidd....

Morty Kidd is the problem child of The Pirate Militia, he ended up with the nickname "Bloody" when the rest of the crew kept on telling him things such as "BLOODY 'ell what are you doing to that sheep?!", Bloody 'ell will you shut-up!!!" or "What a bloody mess you made a again, now hide the body." We don't think he even knows that his first name is really Morty anymore.

We found Morty, bumbling around the student union begging for fries even though he had a large wad of cash on him which CPT Mina releived him of after a sharp blow to his head, now he is just another pirate on the road looking for more fries to plunder.

When Morty isn't hungry his hobbies includes hunting viciously cute teddy bears, technical theater operations and impersonating Roger Ebert.

Evan

This be the History of CPT.Mina....

CPT. Mina was born in a world of family mansions and privledge, in the suburban countryside. She made her way through grade school, middle school, then literally conquerd high school taking knowledge from the minds of her instructors leaving nothing behind but the shriveled husks of what used to be teachers. She has enrolled at Park University with one major task in mind to "Try and take over the world."

CPT. Mina Has worked in the past as volunteer with the PETV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegatables) After realizing how tame they were in their pursuit of Vegatable Rights, she joined the militant VLF (Vegatable Liberation Front), where she had fun beating up vegatable oppressing hippies. She eventually started looking for a way to fund her operations and stumbled into The Pirate Militia while they were bumbling around looking for adventure, treasure and glory with their leader Bud the wonder lizard. She was Elected captain of The Pirate Militia after the mutiny and lizard bar b que, and a risque table dance in front of the drunken crew. Now Mina leads the most fearsome force in the universe, ok in the world, alright in the nation, jeezus ok alright on the campus of Park University.

In her spare time when she is not studying or plundering the lunch money of other students she likes to draw, write, and crochet manacle warmers.

Evan

Thar be some rules here....

Yea I know we be Pirates and such, but even real pirates had rules they lived under.

Rule 1. No puftas.
Rule 2. All members of this crew must be Park University students, in order to join The Pirate Militia, You must ACTUALLY know at least one of the Pirate Militia crew members and be a student of Park University.
Rule 3. No Puftas.
Rule 4. No Pirate Militia member shall use abusive language or tones towards any other Pirate Militia member, this is a page dedicated to the entertainment and creativity of those that come to this page. If this occurs the party or parties involved will be banned. Remember this one bit of information, Evan is watching this page everyday.
Rule 5. No Puftas.
Rule 6. There is no rule 6.
Rule 7. No Puftas
Rule 8. Ther shall be NO political discussion or National Issue debates, or discussion that pertains to school or schoo; policies, if you want to discuss any of the above then go to Evan's Blog at http://Compaigniedebleu.blogspot.com. This page is for Creative endeavors of those that like to write stories, poetry, draw and what have you.
Rule 9. No Puftas.
Rule 10. CPT. Mina has given orders that everyone on this page is to HAVE fun and be creative this your page to do the things and share with others your talents and creative abilities. So have fun ya damned land lubbing Scalawags.
Rule 11. No puftas, Argh!!!!!

Evan

We are the Pirate Militia...

We be the Pirate Militia of Park University, A diverse crew that has set out on a voyage of adventure, treasure, and glory. Though the adventure got off at a slow pace ( bud the wonder lizard just wasn't a good captain and has sunk several of our ships {one ford crown vic, two pintos, three yugos, four vw bugs, five golden Ram 1500s, all with a parrot in a palm tree} so we mutnied had a fine lizard stew in a fine rum sauce and in a drunken stupor elected the fine looking lass Mina as our captain) we have begun to see a return on our adventurous travels.

Now we will each introduce each other in our posts, make it big and fun and most off all exagerate our bigger than life exploits for the entertainment of our 1 reader.

Evan