Bloody Morty Kidd....

Morty Kidd is the problem child of The Pirate Militia, he ended up with the nickname "Bloody" when the rest of the crew kept on telling him things such as "BLOODY 'ell what are you doing to that sheep?!", Bloody 'ell will you shut-up!!!" or "What a bloody mess you made a again, now hide the body." We don't think he even knows that his first name is really Morty anymore.

We found Morty, bumbling around the student union begging for fries even though he had a large wad of cash on him which CPT Mina releived him of after a sharp blow to his head, now he is just another pirate on the road looking for more fries to plunder.

When Morty isn't hungry his hobbies includes hunting viciously cute teddy bears, technical theater operations and impersonating Roger Ebert.

Evan